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Natalie Portman is so Super!
That's the word! Super!
the woman graduated from Harvard, starred in many blockbuster movies, won an oscar, and so on and so on..
Then now...! She Rap! yeah, literally like Jay-Z, Dr.Dre, Eminem... omg.. She's like the female version of EMINEM, i am impressed =,,,,,= HAHA!
Love and Hug,
MK.
Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Monday, 30 May 2011
The One Flaw in Women
By the time the Lord made woman, he has been working straight for six days. He was very tired.
An angel appeared before Him and asked, “Lord, why are you spending so much time on this one?”
The Lord answered, “Have you seen the blue-print on this creation? She has to be water-proof, but not plastic or hard. She must have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and be able to function on Diet Coke and leftovers. She must have a lap that can hold at least four children at a time, a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and, she must be able to talk on the telephone, cook, scold a child and pet the dog all at the same time with only two hands.”
The angel was astounded. “No way! Only two hands!”
“Yes.” The Lord said. “And that’s just the standard model.”
“Lord that is too much work for you. Wait until tomorrow. You can finish her up then.”
“No!” The Lord protested. “I am too close to finishing this creation that is so close to my heart. She can already heal herself and work 18 hours a day. I’m just about done.”
The angel moved in for a closer look and touched the woman. “Lord, you’ve made her so soft.”
“Yes, she is soft,” the Lord agreed. “But she is also tough! You have no idea what she can do, endure or accomplish.”
“Will she be able to think too? the angel asked.
The Lord replied, “Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to pray, reason, mediate, negotiate and meditate.”
The angel noticed something and reaches out to touch the woman’s cheek. “Oops! You’ve put so much in her, she starting to leak Lord. I told you were putting too much in this one.”
“That’s not a leak. That’s a tear.
“What’s that for?” The angel inquired.
The Lord whispered, “Her tears are the way she will express her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride. It is a symbol of her heart.”
The angel was impressed. “You are a genius Lord. You’ve thought of everything. This "woman" you are making is truly amazing is she not?”
With all the pride of a brand new father the Lord said, “Oh yes she is! She is ! These women will have strengths that will amaze men. They can bear hardships and carry burdens, but they will at the same time hold happiness, love and joy. They will smile when they want to scream. Sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for those they love and all that they believe in. They stand up for injustice and remain seated in humility. They will not take no for an answer when they know there is a better way. They will go without anything so that their family, particularly the children can have what they need. They will go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They will go to court with a wayward husband. They love unconditionally, often asking for and taking little in return. They cry when their children, excel and cheer when their friends are rewarded. They are happy to hear about a birth, knowing the difficulties that may be faced ahead. They cheer because they will help a friend through it all. They love weddings and might even help make the dress. They can cook; some can even bake. Their hearts break when someone dies yet, they are strong when others may think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart and, they will offer them to anyone who needs one. Women come in all sizes, shapes and colors. They can walk, run, fly, drive or e-mail to remind you that they love you. It is the heart of a woman that will keep the world turning and things in order. They have the babies because men could never figure out how to put so much in such a small space. Women bring hope and joy. They give birth to compassion and ideals. They are the moral support that keeps the family of humanity together. Women have important things to say and even more important things to do. They ask very little and offer all they have - and that is their only one flaw...."
“What is that flaw?” asked the angel.
The Lord then responded sadly,
An angel appeared before Him and asked, “Lord, why are you spending so much time on this one?”
The Lord answered, “Have you seen the blue-print on this creation? She has to be water-proof, but not plastic or hard. She must have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and be able to function on Diet Coke and leftovers. She must have a lap that can hold at least four children at a time, a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and, she must be able to talk on the telephone, cook, scold a child and pet the dog all at the same time with only two hands.”
The angel was astounded. “No way! Only two hands!”
“Yes.” The Lord said. “And that’s just the standard model.”
“Lord that is too much work for you. Wait until tomorrow. You can finish her up then.”
“No!” The Lord protested. “I am too close to finishing this creation that is so close to my heart. She can already heal herself and work 18 hours a day. I’m just about done.”
The angel moved in for a closer look and touched the woman. “Lord, you’ve made her so soft.”
“Yes, she is soft,” the Lord agreed. “But she is also tough! You have no idea what she can do, endure or accomplish.”
“Will she be able to think too? the angel asked.
The Lord replied, “Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to pray, reason, mediate, negotiate and meditate.”
The angel noticed something and reaches out to touch the woman’s cheek. “Oops! You’ve put so much in her, she starting to leak Lord. I told you were putting too much in this one.”
“That’s not a leak. That’s a tear.
“What’s that for?” The angel inquired.
The Lord whispered, “Her tears are the way she will express her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride. It is a symbol of her heart.”
The angel was impressed. “You are a genius Lord. You’ve thought of everything. This "woman" you are making is truly amazing is she not?”
With all the pride of a brand new father the Lord said, “Oh yes she is! She is ! These women will have strengths that will amaze men. They can bear hardships and carry burdens, but they will at the same time hold happiness, love and joy. They will smile when they want to scream. Sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for those they love and all that they believe in. They stand up for injustice and remain seated in humility. They will not take no for an answer when they know there is a better way. They will go without anything so that their family, particularly the children can have what they need. They will go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They will go to court with a wayward husband. They love unconditionally, often asking for and taking little in return. They cry when their children, excel and cheer when their friends are rewarded. They are happy to hear about a birth, knowing the difficulties that may be faced ahead. They cheer because they will help a friend through it all. They love weddings and might even help make the dress. They can cook; some can even bake. Their hearts break when someone dies yet, they are strong when others may think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart and, they will offer them to anyone who needs one. Women come in all sizes, shapes and colors. They can walk, run, fly, drive or e-mail to remind you that they love you. It is the heart of a woman that will keep the world turning and things in order. They have the babies because men could never figure out how to put so much in such a small space. Women bring hope and joy. They give birth to compassion and ideals. They are the moral support that keeps the family of humanity together. Women have important things to say and even more important things to do. They ask very little and offer all they have - and that is their only one flaw...."
“What is that flaw?” asked the angel.
The Lord then responded sadly,
“They seem to always forget their worth.”
Saturday, 21 May 2011
Monday, 9 May 2011
The Lonely Island
OMG, i gotta say that i'm very madly in love with these 3 dudes now! they're like totally COOL in a ridiculous way >...< HAHAH!
The Lonely Island consists of:
Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone.
The 3 of them are friends since year 2000 and has been makin video together ever since. Nowadays they are going with a more music video kind of thing. Very cool but also very crazy and ridiculous!
They have been doing some songs with Justin Timberlake, Michael Bolton, Akon, Nicki Minaj, T-Pain.. Some actors like Seth Rogen, Jessica Alba, Blake Lively, Natalie Portman, Jack Black and others!
They are freakin hilarious, i guess that's why many people are willing to work with 'em
Phrases like "Jizzed In My Pants" , "On a Boat" , "The Creep" , "Like a Boss"
You gotta check out YouTube to find out their crazy video: click here to go their Youtube page.
Visit their site here: thelonelyisland.com
Check this out, one of my favorite video of 'em:
and this one as well:
enjoy the laugh X))
Let them rock u and make u Jizzed in your pants!! XD
Love,
M.
Tuesday, 3 May 2011
Chin Chai lah
Gua ini jenis orang yang easy goin sih biasanya, tipe orang yang chin chai lah kalo orang Medan bilang.
Tapi beneran deh, kadang-kadang ada orang-orang yang beneran teruk alias Shitty people yang bikin gua jadi merenung dan mempertanyakan hati nurani sendiri..
Oh yeah you heard right, Orang chin chai seperti gua sebenarnya punya sedikit problem dengan beberapa jenis orang.
Hanya beberapa point yah.. sebenarnya it's not a big deal...
But sometimes it irks me.. it's like when your head feel itchy.. macam lagi ketombean gt.
Jadi yah, when you think coz you got some skills (good in something) or high-fashion or just simply fat loaded with your parents' money , it doesn't mean that everyone else is below you -,-
Seriously,
Live the life. Just be cool ya knoww.. X) the feeling will be mutual everywhere then..
Life is beautiful.
Love, Hug and Kisses,
M.
Tapi beneran deh, kadang-kadang ada orang-orang yang beneran teruk alias Shitty people yang bikin gua jadi merenung dan mempertanyakan hati nurani sendiri..
Oh yeah you heard right, Orang chin chai seperti gua sebenarnya punya sedikit problem dengan beberapa jenis orang.
- Jenis Orang Pura-pura (ecek-ecek).
Nah, ini tipe orang orang yang act super nice and friendly didepan seseorang tapi di belakang orang tersebut mereka bakal sneer and slander yang jelek2 nya. Orang begini yah, Gua alergi nih sama orang begini.. Gua bakal langsung ilfeel. Ga ada yang dewasa dari tindakan seperti ini.. Kalo memang kamu tidak suka orang tersebut tapi memilih buat friendly, yah silahkan. Tapi ga usa nyebar-nyebarin kejelekannya atau masa lalu nya. Malah loe keliatan "O (NOL)" besar di mata gua. Bermuka dua. Lebih jelek dari orang yang eloe slander. - The EXTREME Negative GOSSIPS PEOPLE.
Cewek2 dan cowok2 bergosip, sangat normal sih menurut pendapat gua. Everybody does a little gossips here and there. Tapi ada jenis orang yang kelewat suka ngomongin orang-orang yang mereka "TIDAK KENAL", dan parahnya mereka bakal ngomongin hal-hal jelek atau yang belum tentu benar.
Biasanya kalo gua uda ketemu atau gabung sama jenis orang seperti ini gua bakal diam seribu bahasa. Percayalah, jika orang ini bisa mengata-ngatai kejelekan ga jelas dari seorang asing pada loe, dia akan mengatakan hal jelek tentang eloe juga ke orang-orang lain.
Apa sih salahnya kalo kita ngomong soal keberhasilan orang?
Diskusi soal sesuatu yang lebih menarik seperti the news, new top songs, new movies or recent trends?
Atau setidaknya kalo loe mao ngatain orang, omongan loe itu harus didukung fakta yang bener...! - Orang Sok yang "Lebay" habis.
Hidup gua kaga kekurangan , malah hidup gua berkecukupan dan gua bersyukur benerr.. Ditulis dari kacamata dan sudut padang gua, kadang gua melihat ada orang-orang yang lebih beruntung dari gua yang asli kelihatan tajir (dan mungkin benar-benar tajir) atau orang orang yang keliatan keren. Mereka tidak menyadari bahwa kekayaan / kekerenan mereka itu sebenarnya tidak menarik. Setidaknya menurut gua itu bukan point penting. Mao dia orang Chinese, Indo, Batak , Melayu, Bule dsb, kalo mereka sudah kaya / keren lalu tambah lagi sopan dan ramah! Itu gua baru salut langsung kasih cap jempol deh! Dua jempol semua gua acungin.
Contohnya, kemarin gua lagi dinner nih di salah satu resto yang lumayan oke lah di Medan. Daerah jalan Sudirman. Ada seorang Bapak2 baru datang, dia masuk bareng istrinya yah kali? Ibu2 sih, harusnya istri dongg, gak tau deh. Pertamanya gua kek gimana gitu yah.. kagum lah karena bapak2 ini kelihatan cakep, rapi, cincin berlian nya GEDE loh! bisa buat mukul orang! Sedangkan ibu2 itu cantik, oh so elegant! Keknya berwibawa gitu.. Gimana gua kaga kagum coba?
And you know what happened next ?
Si Bapak-bapak ini ngomongnya kasar ternyata and buang tissue langsung ke tampan waiter waktu pas waiternya ngantarin makanan ... So excessive rude gesture!
Sedangkan istrinya cuman makan nggak sampe separoh dari main course dan dessertnya.. kasian makanannya dibawa pergi waiternyaaa =.= dibuang...
Langsung deh hilang feel admiring nya semua. - I'm a branded and the world has to know.
Some people carry around that KW branded LV or Chanel from ITC Mangga Dua and then taking picture with it like it's the real thing....
Dan kalau emang itu barang branded asli, masa sih harus foto2 dengan "tas bungkusan" nya... SHOPPING BAGS nya...?
=,= OMG... diupload ke Facebook lagi. berlembar-lembar.
What does that kind of pictures even indicate?? I don't get it =,= Bahwa eloe/orang rumah eloe mampu beli tuh barang gitu? Nyombongin diri gitu? -,- maksudnya apa coba? apa sih reaksi positif dari foto kek gitu?
Tas-tas sepatu LV , Bally, Prada dan Chanel emak gua asli dari Paris malah cuman di simpan di kamarnya. Ga pernah deh emak gua foto2 tuh sama bungkusannya..
I mean, be cool dong.. just wear it, show it off normally if u will..
Hanya beberapa point yah.. sebenarnya it's not a big deal...
But sometimes it irks me.. it's like when your head feel itchy.. macam lagi ketombean gt.
Jadi yah, when you think coz you got some skills (good in something) or high-fashion or just simply fat loaded with your parents' money , it doesn't mean that everyone else is below you -,-
Seriously,
Live the life. Just be cool ya knoww.. X) the feeling will be mutual everywhere then..
Life is beautiful.
Love, Hug and Kisses,
M.
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