Three man died and went to Heaven.
In Heaven there is a rule that every human being, good or evil will be rewarded with a ride (vehicle) that suits their deeds.
The first man arrived and the Angel asked him, "How long have you been married?"
The first man answered, "20 years."
"How many times have you cheated on your wife?"
The first man answered, "5 times."
"Very well," said the Angel, "You may enter but you only get a Toyota Kijang MPV".
The first man then drove away with his Toyota Kijang.
Then the second man entered. "How long have you been married?"
The second man answered, "30 years."
"How many times have you cheated on your wife?"
"Twice."
"Not bad... You deserve to get a BMW."
Then at last, it was the third man's turn and the Angel asked him the same question which the third man answered, "50 years."
"How many times have you cheated on your wife?"
"Never."
"Outstanding! Here is the key for the Ferrari."
One day, the first man and the second man were driving their vehicles, then they saw the third man was sitting on the road side crying.
They approached him and asked, "What the heck are you doing crying? Not satisfied with the Ferrari?"
The third man wiped his tears and answered,
"I was driving passed my wife... She was riding a bicycle." :'(
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hahah,, so cute! lol! the man was so faithful.. but his wife.. what did she do until she only deserve a bicycle??
lol.
xoxo,
M.
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