Amusing Husband and Wife Poems

Poems written by a Fighting WIFE and HUSBAND


WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got a Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created Pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created Light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle, twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you'll find me there too.
Not in cage but laughing at you.

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LOL!!

Disclaimer: this poems are not written by me. They are not mine by any means. I just find them very hilarious. lol!

xoxo,
M.